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For Healthcare Professionals Only PharmaCorp™ Digital Experience Portal
⚠️ An Interactive Experience About Bad Pharma UX

Worst HCP
Engagement
Ever

Now Featuring AI™ — Making Everything Worse

Five levels of everything pharma gets wrong when talking to doctors. Your patience will be tested. Your prescribing habits will be surveyed. Your data will be "anonymized."

🍪 847 Cookies
📋 47 Surveys
🤖 Bad AI
🖊️ Free Pen
🏆 Leaderboard — Today's Survivors
Live
#PlayerTimeRage ClicksCompliance
1
Dr. M.K.Oncologist · NYC
1:423814
2
Dr. S.P.Dermatologist · London
2:115212
3
Dr. A.R.Cardiologist · Berlin
2:346711
4
Dr. J.W.Neurologist · Toronto
3:08919
5
Dr. L.C.Rheumatologist · Sydney
3:471248
347 HCPs survived today · Avg. time: 2:48 · Avg. rage clicks: 74
🫵 Where will you rank?
Made with frustration by Snakker
Level 1
The Compliance Wall
Welcome to PharmaCorp™ HCP Portal — the best content you'll never get to see.
Level 2
The Survey Ambush
Just one quick question before we begin!
Level 3
The "AI-Personalized" Email
Crafted just for you.* (*by an LLM that hallucinated your name)
Level 4
The Digital Detailing
Your rep has arrived. There is no escape.
Level 5
The Congress Gauntlet
You just wanted a coffee. You're about to get so much more.